Fulin’s Asian Cuisine
remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!
Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.
This is why no-one trusts men.
NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”
STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14
"Hi, just stopped by to say that if you don’t date me, I might kill someone. Maybe I’ll kill you! Give me a chance!"
Look at this personification of a shit-filled diaper try and exploit the murder of women (and men too, he doesn’t seem to realize) to get laid.
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
Mutant Giant Spider Dog Prank
I would cry
that little dog is probably so confused like why is everyone running away please come back and pet me